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hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

fuckyeaharonkwak:

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

HOLY

supershrug:

smh that ain’t right

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

justdrinktea:

the only thing in our new apartment so far

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish